RO People let me tell you 'bout my best friend, he's a warm-hearted person who'll love me till the end. People let me tell you 'bout my best friend, he's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy. People let me tell you 'bout him he's so much fun whether we're talkin' man to man or whether we're talking son to son. Cause he's my best friend. Yes he's my best friend. On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that someday, he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison. Sometime earlier, Madison's wife had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy? Tell me why, I love you like I do. Tell me who, could stop my heart as much as you. Let's take each other's hand, as we jump into the final frontier. Mad about you baby, yeah, I'm mad about you. Whoo hoo hoo.